These are titles for stories or possible chapters in my forth coming book:

the night they burned ol' dixie down (bonfire of my soul)
burn a highway, runaway
dont eat lucky charms
you big jerk!, or how isomura tricked me
a night of drinking, a day of yakuza
solitary confinement
bars, dogs, guns, a night of terror
jerry liked to jerk when i told stories
how a religious joke made AF history, not in a big way
my roommate liked wet dreams
the boy i tried to save
how mad can i get? chase a doctor and see
why do i love rasperberry nutrigrains?
four seasons in one day, hakoda road trip
brownies anyone?
stop stealing my car!
the heidelburg
hell house or whorehouse?
dj bj
this is why i'm going to hell, or the many reasons i don't believe in morality (namely yours!)
pizza and curry challenge
they've got a vending machine for that
my supervisor was a crook, makin pizza and makin money
lucy (lucifer) the cat
my biology teacher
algebra isn't for everyone, or how i became an office aide
winters, mr. winters
they forgot me in hawaii!
zero mountain
skipping school to play on a sunken barge in the mississippi
recycling, the devil's hands upon me
hardee's with Don Johnson
you shouldn't eat fast food, if you're a jerk
smells like a good boy sat here
you can't dress up as a maid for school
my uncles had no shame
my trial and first day in
freedom and IHOP
when you start a revolution be prepared for the blowback
breaking and entering, friends and forts
troy and his brother
the neighborhood isn't safe, we steal food and drinks
the No brothers
No, OD, Jason, and grandma
10th grade, living in the sewers
the neighbor girl was 9, i was 5, making adult movies
when you runaway you need mayo or honey sandwiches
ms. campbell
african violets
handicap kids make me cry and fight
what happens if you steal a farmer's truck?
the necto's basement party
an abandonded dorm, basement, and closet
drinking in my office, cops beg their pardon
watching my dirty movies with college buddies, in a theater
shameless, students, faculty, and staff
getting kicked out of the corner and my fight to get back in
getting kicked out of bars and coney's
when a dead dog grows out of the ground
the saddest halloween with my sister
meeting chris on swallow circle
the flood on swallow with jason
comley the crook
the nazarenes
elvira (lavina) and the art classes
grandma rose, rosie riveter, hawaii, hitchhiking, and nebraska
you can't joke with a veitnam vet
biking in mississippi
wire and can collecting in mississippi
the beer vending machine
waterbed sand
radio voice man, naked in the park, running away, shoplifting, pushing further away from home
blue volkswagon with home stereo speakers
melvyn comes back with a car for sis
dishwasher at Don and Lil's
Greyhound $49 or less
Fighting for my senior year
Building the set for the best high school play ever
Stealing signs, riding in the van
Sis goes to intensive care with "AIDS"
Sis and John, John's sis and I
trailer park life, second hand
shit creek road
devil's ice box
wildcat and the blue hole
the blue hole's winter dare
collecting cans on the beach, naked woman, riding bikes with John
My family has a reputation at the elementary school
I love Lucy is a fire hazard
Boys build forts and fight
Walking home from the mall, a stranger tries to grab us
Strangers from a car crash stumble in to our house
Waking up in a phone booth, 2 days later
I tried to sleep with a friend but almost got arrested for DUI
my neighbor stole christmas
dreams of reiko
getting caught stealing at the grocery store, but my plan works
trying to make mush with John stoned
the night our brakes stuck
driving across the desert in a beetle with suckers
no power no water, the creek
singing dr. hook in the beetle
the dog puddle, bubbles
rage against the machine, two men, one room, lots of blood
the day we couldn't say no to him
stro's party, and the guys from the reservation
the high train tracks
snowboarding with stro and the devil
the devil catches me with a camera after taco bell
the roof top party, over the bar
walking through the rain, saying goodbye
the devil, waterballons, kids, and an old woman
the devil and firecrackers
a small town, a large walleye, and the Doors
drowning with stro
the hail storm and brillo pads
getting stoned, russians, exercise, and nukes
i've never felt so alone before (in the desert)
coming home and the home was gone
getting a house with L and her cat
the party after the fire (you don't know EMO)
losing the best cat in the world
the grand hotel, best onsen on Earth
the big buddha, spinwheels
captain planet, enemy of the free peoples